Your on-demand design team for sales collateral,
decks, and anything else that keeps getting shoved to “later.”
The Problem
Let’s be honest… designing sales collateral is the worst.
You’ve got real work to do, but the sales team needs another one-pager.
Everyone’s using different fonts, colors, and clipart from 2003.
The “design person” is whoever lost rock-paper-scissors this week.
Self-service tools still require tons of time & effort.
Your team is swamped and you can’t clone yourself (yet)
It’s a vibe. A sad one.
The Solution
FISH FRY fixes that.
We’re a design subscription service built for teams that need collateral to actually sell things without losing your minds.
You subscribe → send requests → we make it look awesome.
That’s it.
No scoping calls, no per-project invoices, no emotional support group for your marketing team.
How It Works
Subscribe
Pick a plan that matches your chaos level.
Request
Drop in whatever collateral you need.
Done
We send you clean, on-brand collateral that makes you look like a billion-dollar company (even if you’re not).
What We Make
All the boring-but-crucial stuff you don’t want to touch:
One-pagers
Leave-behinds
Decks
Flyers
Rack cards
Case study one-pagers
Product sheets/technical specs
Pricing guides
Infographics
30 second explainer videos
Basically: if your sales team touches it, we make it not embarrassing.
Examples:
What People Say
“Before FISH FRY, our sales deck looked like a ransom note.
Now it looks like a Series B pitch.”
— Probably someone in SaaS
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“They took our ugly PDF and made it look like
we know what we’re doing. 10/10.”
— Definitely a Real Customer
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“It’s like having a design team without the small talk.”
— Our Founder’s Mom
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“Before it took hours, if not weeks, to get collateral designed and created. Now, we don’t even think about it.”
— A wise marketer who finally wised up
Why It Works
Because bad design costs you sales.
People don’t buy from brands that look like they had the intern be the designer.
FISH FRY gives you the polish of an in-house design team, without the headcount, overhead, or creative meltdowns.
The Promise
Subscribe. Request. Done.
Then go play golf.